Loser # 1: Hold on, I got a granola
bar in my pocket.
Loser # 2: Hey it's The WWF's Undertaker!
No wait it's just some dumb goth.
Loser # 3: Hyuk Hyuk, Hey!
Y'all Stay away from my sheep and Trans Am or else! D'ya hear?
Loser # 4: Yo! Word Up Y'all. Where all the fly bitches be at for dis
player? I'll see y'all down at the ICP concert yo!
Loser # 5: Ladies, I'm a single goth into Marilyn Manson,
playing Dungeons and Dragons, hanging out with my medieval war
recreationists club, going to Star Trek conventions
and romantic dinnners at Medieval Times.
Loser # 6: Oi! I'm Trad! I'm Rude! Uh wait.. what um...
What does the next chapter of the George Marshall book say I'm supposed to do?
Loser #7: Got Milk?
Loser #8: Hey G.I ! Five dollar sucky sucky. Me love you long time!
Loser #9: When you're finished, lie on the bed and bite the pillow, bitch!
Loser #10: Damn! It's just so embarassing to take my dad's
Lincoln to the Suicide Machines show when all my friends have really trad
scooters. I might as well walk to the show with my $200 oxbloods I
got for Christmas.
Loser #11: Baby not so fast! We've got all night! I even shoplifted a tube of KY Jelly!
Loser #12: On the next Oprah..teaching your children about the dangers of drugs.
Celebrity Look A Like #1: Hey look! It's a photo of Mr. T
from his junior high yearbook!
Loser # 13: One of the many children born to pregnant mothers who smoked a lot of crack and drank during their pregnancy.
Loser # 14: "Yeah, the psychiatrist said that I
have an overwhelming tendency with constantly grabbing long hard, phallic things."
Loser # 15: "Hey little boy, would you like a Pokemon figure? All you have do is reach into my pants pocket and grab it."
Loser # 16:
"I just can't take it anymore. Ticketmaster has run out of No Doubt
tickets. Oh fuck I wish I was dead!"
Loser # 17:
"OK mates, we'll go to the liquor store and stock up on some Guinness,
go to the feut-ball match, and then hit the retirement home and jump some old ladies. We'll have to be careful, Jose hasn't been the same since that old bitch stuck him in the eye with her umbrella."
Loser # 18:
"Darling, the doctor said I tested positive for syphillis! Positive is a good thing right?"
Loser # 19: "Which way is it to where NAMBLA meeting is being held tonight?"
Loser # 20: "Ouch. It's so swollen and itchy today. Maybe I shoulda used protection when I boned that bitch I picked up outside the 7-11."
